I WANT TO SUCK AND FUCK,,,UP LATE - m4m - 46 (NEW CASTLE)

HELLO GUYS,,,IM GOING TO BE UP LATE AND I WANT TO SUCK AND FUCK,,BRING YOUR DICK AND I WILL SUCK YOU OFF AND WE CAN FUCK,,WOULD LIKE TO BE SUCKED OFF AS WELL
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All caps indicates to me that this middle aged cross-dresser is desperate! If I were to respond to this ad, I would be sure to inquire whether the pantyhose would be on or off by the time I arrived.  And I think I would pass on sucking off the 2-incher.  

Virgin to gay sex looking for help - m4m - 20 (Conifer)

I just want to see what it's like to have anal or give anal and to suck or be sucked idk. I'm 20 years old and white with a average cock and 220 lbs.

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It's no wonder this poor 20 year old gay-curious guy hasn't been laid yet!  First of all, most folks in Colorado might be afraid to try to fuck a virgin hole knowing there is a rifle in the cabinet just in things don't turn out so honky-dory.  Secondly, he doesn't seem to know exactly what to try first, which in my book means he is really just looking for someone to stalk.  Maybe I'd hit it a few years after he has left the farm.

Treat Yourself. - m4m - 19 (Muncie, IN.)

If you are looking for a way to wind down or just relax I offer a soft, sensual or firm rubdown as a solution to your stress. I am home based and I offer Swedish and Deep Tissue with light Aromatherapy in a dim and comfortable setting. If you're interested please feel free to email me with any questions and we can schedule an appointment 24/7, Today, Tomorrow or next week. I have open availability, you have stress, this combination can only end in your satisfaction. Thank you.
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This kid should dab on some makeup before attempting to sell his, um, services.  And the picture of him looking like he is using a phone camera for the first time is slightly unnerving.  That said, he has great hours (24/7!) and he is polite.

Boy in panties - m4m - 26 (Birmingham)

Looking for a married white male that wants me to model his wifes panties for him. You host. Let me put her panties on and we can do the things she won't. I am slim and smooth as well a DDF. I am also very discrete and assure you we can have fun.
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Another one from Alabama into the panties!  Is this because gay guys like him really enjoy wearing panties, or whether he figured out married curious guys need the panty option in order not to feel too gay?

Well Hung Stud for You! - I Like Girls Panties! - m4m - 23 (Birmingham & surrounding areas.)

I'm looking for guys who live with females. I want to sniff their panties. It doesn't matter if it's your roommate, girlfriend, daughter, mom, wife, sister, etc. Also, I'm in a tight spot right now, so any help would be GREATLY appreciated! You can have your way with me if you can provide me with what I'm looking for. I'm also open to other arrangements. I'm very polite, respectful, laid back, down to earth, open-minded, and non-judgemental. I come to you, I can't host. I just moved to Alabama, so I have an out of state phone number.  6'1, 180lbs, almost 9" long. The pictures are really me, so please don't ask. 

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A gay hustler/escort wannabe who wants his john to retrieve female panties for him to sniff. . . There are some seriously strange folks in Alabama!  I wonder if he moved to Alabama thinking the panties would smell better?